Fight Club Versus the Marathon Lane

BlanahanBlanahan Member
edited May 2012 in General Discussion
Made this up with some of training buddies. Editing suggestions to enhance the humor are welcome.

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The first rule of the Marathon Lane is: You do not talk about your next big swim.

The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of the Marathon Lane is: You do not talk about your next big swim.

Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Third rule of the Marathon Lane: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, they get a five-minute break.

Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
Fourth rule: do not follow too close, this is not the triathlon lane.

Fifth rule: one fight at a time.
Fifth rule: swim one set at a time.

Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
Sixth rule: fins, paddles and pull buoys are acceptable but are not encouraged.

Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
Seventh rule: workouts will go on as long as Kathleen says.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time in the Marathon Lane you have to finish the workout.



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