The essential aphorisms of marathon swimming

evmoevmo San FranciscoAdmin
edited March 2012 in General Discussion
Inspired by a suggestion from @david_barra...

  • "Nothing great is easy" (attributed to Capt. Matthew Webb)

  • "One stroke at a time" (attr. unknown?)

  • "Just keep swimming" (attr. unknown?)

  • "Even a paper cup will eventually reach France" (attributed to Alison Streeter MBE)

  • "As sh*tty as this is, thank god I'm not on the boat" (Bob Needham)

Others? Let's hear 'em.
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  • david_barradavid_barra NYCharter Member
    DON"T BE A P***Y! ( John H to yours truly somewhere around hour 13... Catalina 7/20/10)

    ...anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

  • swimmer25kswimmer25k Charter Member
    Sharks are the other guy's problem.
  • loneswimmerloneswimmer Admin
    edited March 2012

    • No-one ever died from sore shoulders.


    • Swim from feed to feed.


    • Every Channel swim is different.


    • The Channel will still be there tomorrow.


    • Practice everything.

    No attribution for any of them, they are all too well known. (But maybe Freda Streeter for the first one).
  • a smile a mile
  • ssthomasssthomas Charter Member
    edited March 2012
    Inspired by a suggestion from @david_barra...
    "Just keep swimming" (attr. unknown?)
    Just keep swimming is from Finding Nemo! :-)
  • gregocgregoc Charter Member
    Swim until you can't see land. (Frightened Rabbit)
  • jcmalickjcmalick Wilmington, DECharter Member
    edited March 2012
    "Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit" -Napoleon Hill and if that doesn't work "There's always tomorrow" -Anon. (meaning unless something catastrophic happens, if mother nature or one physically/mentally is not in the "game", you can always re-entertain the swim or event)
  • gregocgregoc Charter Member
    "Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean." (Christopher Reeve)

  • SharkoSharko Sonoma County, CACharter Member
    "I never met a shark I didn't like" a little poetic license from Will Rogers adopted by Sharko

    "I never met a shark I didn't like"

  • IronMikeIronMike inch.houseboat.primeCharter Member
    "At least I'm not in the pool"

    I feel this way after almost 3 years of swimming in a 15 meters (per length) pool...

    http://blogs.marathonswimmers.org/ironmike

    Where the hell is IronMike located? Find out here: https://what3words.com/

  • "No, I don't want any f***in' M&M's." -anonymous marathon swimmer in the thick of the battle
  • ForeverSwimForeverSwim Charter Member
    edited March 2012
    @david_barra:

    DON"T BE A P***Y!

    I remember you telling me this story from John! That was a rough swim you did for sure... Even though I was dead tired after swimming the Channel, I remember sitting up in my room in Dover, and following your Facebook posts! Wasn't going to sleep until you finished!!

    www.darren-miller.com Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania U.S.A.

  • I just saw this on a t-shirt:
    "Pain is temporary, victory is forever."
  • I just saw this on a t-shirt:
    "Pain is temporary, victory is forever."

    My high school swim coach always said, "Pain is negative energy. Make it work for you." Intersting thought when you are hurting ...

    <))><

  • JanetJanet NYCMember

    My high school swim coach always said, "Pain is negative energy. Make it work for you." Intersting thought when you are hurting ...

    One of my rowing class instructors likes to bark out "Pain . . . is just a warning sign!" when we're in the middle of a hard row. I've never found that particularly reassuring!

    But it does make me laugh, which always makes things hurt a little less, so I guess it's in some sense effective.
  • ChickenOSeaChickenOSea Charter Member
    "don't make eye contact"
    Made up this one today. Was inspired by the fact that there was a persistent and annoying creeper in the pool I was trying to avoid. I got in 5000yd continuous swim before he left.
  • ssthomasssthomas Charter Member
    @chickenosea- I need to use that one! I get creepers from time to time, too. Just yesterday, some weird guy got in my lane, started swimming down the middle doing side stroke. After a while, he'd stop at the wall, wait for me, then SPRINT a 25 to keep up. As soon as another lane opened up, I jumped out and relocated. At the rec center, I get people stopping me in the middle of a set to ask me how far/fast I'm swimming if I make the mistake of looking anywhere other than at the pace clock. It inspires me to do 5000-6000 without stopping...
  • I break for wildlife.
  • JBirrrdJBirrrd Senior Member
    Whenever I'm feeling blue...
    I just take a breath.
    robrecht
  • Bumping this thread with @BobSwims' "As shitty as this is, at least I'm not on the boat".
  • molly1205molly1205 Senior Member
    Pain is weakness leaving the body - Marines
    Don't touch the butt (another Finding Nemo gem)
    What for? (Gertrude Ederele's response to her support crew telling her to get out because of stormy weather and high waves. It became a catch phrase in the 20s.)

    Molly Nance, Lincoln, Nebraska

  • ChickenOSeaChickenOSea Charter Member
    "I'm only getting in because I need to wee"
  • As you'll have seen I've split this thread. This aphorisms thread is intended to be a collection of the essential distillation of the marathon community's knowledge, wisdom, and wit.
  • Loneswimmer, perhaps you could also start a thread about the creeps and weirdos we encounter at the pool.

    Sisu: a Finnish term meaning strength of will, determination, perseverance, and acting rationally in the face of adversity.

  • @Dawn_Treader ? Anyone can start a thread.
  • NiekNiek Heiloo, NetherlandsCharter Member
    edited April 2013
    Michael O. :
    If you are training properly then you should not be able to gain any weight at the moment -- you should be using the calories you put in to push your body to it's limits.
    If you start to gain weight then train harder.

    http://openwaterswimming.eu - Cold, wind, waves, sunburn, currents, jellyfish and flotsam! Hop in and join the fun!

  • @Niek
    This is just a toss off email to the channel chat group, by a non-swimmer, non-swim coach, and non-nutritionist. Not sure it qualifies as an essential aphorism of marathon swimming.
  • NiekNiek Heiloo, NetherlandsCharter Member
    edited April 2013
    A quote from Michael O. wouldn't qualify and a quote of the marines would?
    I think I would rather use M's experience in matters of channel swimming.

    http://openwaterswimming.eu - Cold, wind, waves, sunburn, currents, jellyfish and flotsam! Hop in and join the fun!

  • firebahfirebah Charter Member
    "Can't is dead and buried." Words spoken by Coach Ray Peterson back in the mid 60's when we would say "I can't do ..." whatever set he just gave us
  • MvGMvG NetherlandsCharter Member
    Niek said:

    Michael O. :

    If you are training properly then you should not be able to gain any weight at the moment -- you should be using the calories you put in to push your body to it's limits.
    If you start to gain weight then train harder.
    Ouch... :-)
  • evmoevmo San FranciscoAdmin
    edited May 2014
    "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."

    -- South End Rowing Club legend Bob Roper, via Mick Jagger, exported to the east coast by @david_barra
  • Cole_GCole_G PhiladelphiaMember
    "Make it hurt so good." - John Cougar Mellencamp

    A phrase that became popular among the elite group on my club school back in high school. It's my personal mantra when a set starts to get too painful. I think we can all agree that those big sets hurt like hell, but as soon as they're done you realize it hurt so good :)
  • "Let me flow into the ocean, Let me get back to the sea, Let me be stormy Let me be calm Let the tide in and set me free.... I want to drown, in cold water!" P. Townhend, Drowned... Quadrophenia
  • evmoevmo San FranciscoAdmin
    edited June 2014
    So many gems in this post by @malinaka, which may be my favorite thing I've ever read about this crazy sport:

    http://andrewswims.com/take-it-too-far/
    Swim all the time. Swim through Love. Swim through Loss. Swim through all emotions that come in between. Never ask if swimming is the cause or the cure. It is probably both, but knowing that won’t help anything. Swim as your life crumbles around you. Swim while you rebuild it. Never stop swimming.
    Just go read it.
  • flystormsflystorms Dallas/Ft Worth, TXMember
    That's incredible. What a beautiful blog entry.
  • JenAJenA Charter Member
    edited June 2014
    I was 20km into a 32km swim, and the currents had shifted against me. It took me five hours to swim 3km. Not moving was so depressing that I fantasized about swimming to shore and wading through the currents -- at least I'd have some traction! (I knew this would be quite against the rules!)

    As I rounded the peninsula, I could see the 12.5km-long bridge that spanned the strait I needed to cross. The bridge has piers every 250 meters and I could start to quantify my lack of movement. I started to cry, and my coach wrote a doozy on the whiteboard:

    "Don't measure. Just do." -- Coach Phil Evans

    It still moves me to this day.
  • sharkbaitzasharkbaitza LondonMember
    I'll go with 2 of my favourite Star Wars quotes...

    Luke: What's in there?
    Yoda: Only what you take with you.”


    &

    Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

  • bobswimsbobswims OregonCharter Member
    To continue with the movie theme:

    "The trick . . . is not minding that it hurts" - Lawrence of Arabia
  • CliffCliff Member
    Swim until you run out of ocean.
  • ChickenOSeaChickenOSea Charter Member
    "We were not responsible for the weather"
    The African Queen
  • WarmWaterWarmWater SingaporeMember
    It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience. Julius Caesar
  • NiekNiek Heiloo, NetherlandsCharter Member
    edited July 2014
    wetsuits are the training wheels of open water
    (@Cole_G in this tread)

    http://openwaterswimming.eu - Cold, wind, waves, sunburn, currents, jellyfish and flotsam! Hop in and join the fun!

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